Okay, so you’ve missed the deadline to get your Damn I’m Pretty!™️ gear in time for Valentine’s Day.
Yeah, you blew it.
But don’t be too hard on yourself – You’ve still got time to order for Texas Independence day, Read Across America day, and even International Goof Off Day.
And don’t forget to get your official Damn I’m Pretty!™️, Bacon Gear In time for Easter and other pork related holidays. Hats, T-Shirts, and mugs.
Don’t delay – operators are standing by!*
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