Last night I did a comedy hypnosis show at a summer camp for kids.
I told the subjects that they were starting their own charities but that these charities are the weirdest wackiest charities ever.
I often get really funny stuff from them like “clown foot reduction surgery”, “The rat relocation program”, etc.
Last night I asked a kid what the name of his charity was. With a completely straight face he says, “Your Dad.”
Somewhat confused I asked, “What does “Your Dad” do?”
He replies, “Your Mom.”